Score: 9

"Seriously though"

submission: Adventures of THEjamoke

date: November 11, 2009

I fucking love fried chicken.

Score: 10

"Fun little game"

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: April 30, 2009

Good job guys.

Score: 7

"It was over in about 3 minutes"

submission: Sacrificium

date: April 20, 2009

I immediately suspected this was going to be a game very similar to Ben Leffler's Exmortis. Unfortunately, it was very lacking by comparison although it showed a lot of potential.

You should consider making the obtainable and viewable items (keys, books, etc.) a little more realistic instead of drawing them. As you did with the gun, use real images, and spend a little more time cropping them to get rid of the extra white pixels. That will make your game look a tad more professional.
(You should also add an inventory.)

The same goes for the screamer faces- they were only partials that looked badly cropped. Try to find better images to use.

The game itself is far too short, over in about 3 minutes, and the one puzzle is far to easy to decipher. Utilize the 4 rooms and various hallways/stairwells better and add more puzzles which are intertwined. Also, make the clues a little more cryptic rather than simply plastering them on a wall in plain sight. You made it too easy.

Although the gun served to momentarily deceive the player into thinking they were in control, it really served no purpose. As cool as guns are, it just didn't fit. A melee weapon such as a pipe or a knife would have been more suitable, but even so if it cannot be used then what is the point?

Overall, I thought the environments were well done and the game had a lot of potential, you simply need to utilize that potential. Make it longer, more extensive story wise and more involving other than just a few quick scares and one simple puzzle, and then you've got something.

Score: 8

"Why does a review need a title anyway?..."

submission: Meebas

date: April 17, 2009

I thought it was well animated, well written and although not lengthy, still poignant humor wise. Some of the best jokes are short they say.

A well rounded animation up and down. I hope to see a continuing series based on these funny little amoebae.

Score: 10

"A fantastic game"

submission: Knightfall

date: March 10, 2009

Once I started playing I couldn't stop. Extremely addictive, very fun.

Score: 10

"This is the best spam flash I have ever seen"

submission: Man and a Fish on a Trip

date: December 5, 2008

Busey = automatic triumph

Score: 10

"Warning:"

submission: Boogley Bus Stop

date: November 24, 2008

This film contains explicit scenes of ROFLMAO and extreme briefcase packing.
May not be suitable for Elvis impersonators. Viewer discretion is advised.
(whips it out, slaps with a 5)

Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo w/ broccoli.

Score: 10

"10 stars is not enough"

submission: Everthing is all

date: October 11, 2008

I hadn't properly prepared myself for a movie of this magnitude. The visuals were simple astounding, the story was a triumph of epic proportions on par with the likes of Lord of the Rings or Chuck Heston's The Ten Commandments. I found myself drawn in almost immediately, and was able to pull away until the final frame.

Characterizing this as a mere movie would not do it justice. The complexities of the dialog and wordplay brought this flash to a whole new level. The plot forces the audience on a roller coaster ride of emotions. The normal perceptions of the human psyche is set on its ear and the whole genre of serious drama is redefined.

Very rarely does a movie such as this come along that awakens the spirit and sets it afloat on gossamer wings, a toe-tapping delight that brings the imagination to a new frontier and back again. People will be speaking it's name for generations as it's message echoes loud and clear throughout time.

Score: 9

"Double the entertainment"

submission: Blerf

date: October 7, 2008

Really smooth animation and the unique preloader was a nice touch too. I was very pleased. I liked it so much I had to go back and watch Blergh. I enjoyed them both very much.

Score: 9

"I may never find the answers"

submission: I Have A Question.

date: October 3, 2008

Why that made me lol I don't know. It may have been genuinely funny, it may be that I've had a few drinks, idunno, all that's important is that I voted five and watched it again lolkthnxbai.